freakvevo:

ehhhr:

has anyone tried typing with their boner 

(via taylor-whoran)

“If it’s meant for you, you won’t have to beg for it. You will never have to sacrifice your dignity for your destiny.”
– Chelsis Porter (via raeraenjma)

(Source: murmurrs, via motherphoga)

galifianafuck:

“hey whats your zodiac sign”

(via nuthaang)

thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

(via end-er-man)

kaylathewonderful:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

a robbery. what you just described is a robbery.

(via nuthaang)

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

(Source: secretlymisha, via xmayb)